No personal effects. Will equip as needed.
<span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">Shoo Yaktaboovi has lived a long and interesting Dralasite life, owing a great deal </span><div><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">of his wisdom to the study of eschatology. His true love seems to be "blowing things</span></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="font-size: medium" class="Apple-style-span">up", a passion that stems from his early years working with particle explosives for the </span></span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">'Dralasite First Defense Force, and also from his investigations into death and dying. </span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">"If you're going to go, you may as well blow up. As death goes, it's as quick as a </span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">Quickdeath," Shoo said once. (Naturally, this pun broke up the whole office, but they </span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">were Dralasites.)</span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">Shoo said that his first impression, no matter how hard he tries to alter it, rests </span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">exclusively in that he's THAT good and it's simply too hard to win people's</span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">approval. A friend proposed that all the bombs he's detonated have "deafened</span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">his skin", but that someone was another Dralasite who spent a great deal of time in</span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">a scented steam bath, and, as Shoo pointed out, had merely deafened his skin </span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">with perfumes instead of combustibles. Shoo's riposte currently holds 1,206th place </span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">on the Dralasite Community Wit List. </span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">Shoo also said that Dralasites cannot cause their skin to lose responsiveness </span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">by repeated exposures to explosions, but it doesn't stop them from trying. This </span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">statement briefly made him a Dralasite Wit Major General on planet Acrinia XIV. </span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">Shoo follows a sect that renounces the possession of material items that cannot be</span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">disposed of within a twenty-four hour standard period. That stated, he is in no way</span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">destitute and has plenty of rainy day caches of credits for temporary lodging, meals, </span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">and supplies. </span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">He particularly loves saying his own name over and over until some</span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span">kind stranger escorts him to a medical unit. Only Shoo finds this funny. </span></font></div><div><font face="'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif" class="Apple-style-span"><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px" class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></font></div>