<span style="background-color: #f6f7f9"><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>Star Ships only need their fluids changed every 2000 light years. </span></font></span><span style="background-color: #f6f7f9"><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>Star Ships' curves never sag. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>Star Ships last longer. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>Star Ships don't get pregnant. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>You can drive your Star Ship any time of the month. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>Star Ships don't whine unless something is really wrong. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>You can kick your Star Ship to wake it up. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>You can share your Star Ship with your friends.</span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>If your Star Ship smokes, you can do something about it. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>Star Ships don't care about how many other Star Ships you have driven. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>When travelling, you and your Star Ship both arrive at the same time. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>Star Ships don't care about how many other Star Ships you have.</span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>Star Ships don't mind if you look at other Star Ships or if you buy Star Ship magazines.</span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>New Star Ships must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>If your Star Ship is too loose, you can tighten it.</span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>If your Star Ship is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.</span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Star Ship.</span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Star Ship.</span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>You don't have to convince your Star Ship that you're a spacer or that you think that Star Ships are equals. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>If you say bad things to your Star Ship, you don't have to apologize before you can use it again. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>You can ride a Star Ship as long as you want and it won't get sore. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>Star Ships always feel like going for a ride. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>Star Ships don't insult you if you are a bad operator. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>Your Star Ship never wants a night out alone with the other Star Ships. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>Star Ships don't care if you are late. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>You don't have to take a shower before riding your Star Ship. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>It's always okay to use tie downs on your Star Ships. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>If your Star Ship doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">>You can't get diseases from a Star Ship you don't know very well.</span></font></span><div><span style="color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px; background-color: #f6f7f9">>Star Ships</span><span style="color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px; background-color: #f6f7f9"> don't have parents.</span><span style="color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px; background-color: #f6f7f9"> </span><span style="background-color: #f6f7f9"><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px"><br />>Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Star Ship after you dump it. </span></font><br /><font face="helvetica, arial, sans-serif" color="#1d2129"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px">> Speaking of parents, you can bring a different colored Star Ship home to them.</span></font></span></div>
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