Dralasite Jokes

Let's collect some original dralasite jokes, stuff a dralasite stand up might tell to get a laugh from and annoy the other races.<br /><br />Here goes:<br /><br />How does a Human tell the difference between two dralasites?<br />He writes on them with a permanent marker.<br /><br />How does a Yazirian tell the difference between two dralasites?<br />He beats one up and keeps it bruised.<br /><br />How does a Vrusk tell the difference between two dralasites?<br />He asks them their names.<br /><br />How do the two dralasites screw with the Vrusk, the Yazirian, and the Human?<br />They lie to the Vrusk, punch each other when the Yazirian is not looking, and write on each other and then on the Human when he is asleep.