<p><strong>D'ERI O'EIR O'JAN </strong> — Police in Pale's southeastern Pau·o Sal'o exclave are investigating the theft of 50 metric tons (2440c.f.|70c.m.) of corn from a moving train.</p><p>A police report says the thieves spread tangloo on the pumping engine vents, making the 54-wagon <strong>Hyper-amospheric rail-tube</strong> (HART) skid and slow down before they used a breakdown lorry with a hook to remove the corn-filled containers.</p><p>The report says the theft occurred as the airtrain traveled through a rural area about 480 kilometers (300 miles) north of the estate-<a jQuery1323651829905="115" rel="nofollow" href="http://thesaurus.com/browse/estate" class="theColor"></a><span id="hotword"></span>capital. The airtrain was headed to the southeastern port of O'ns·tsa with 60 metric tons (2800c.f|80c.m.) of corn and sugar.</p><p>The case is reminiscent of Wild West robberies of OE(Origin Earth), where bandits on horses stole from moving trains. </p><hr id="null" /><p><strong>More Strange News<br /></strong>• Police: New Pale man fakes mom's obit to get time off<br />• Police: 2 Kdt. women stole Winterfest decorations<br />• N.P. ad executive sends holiday cards from grave<br />• G-Mil offers payout for shrapnel that killed N.P. cat</p>
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