<span class="postbody">I drummed this up from another forum while discussing, well...stuff that shouldn't really be discussed. You might say it was a disgusting discussion. <br /><br />But it got me thinking, and that can be dangerous considering the topic that got me thinking on this route...but what if I could apply this disgusting discussion content toward something that everyone is disgusted about? <br /><br /><br />Step 1> Before going to the airport - wear a kilt (or ladies, just wear a skirt), sans undies (stow those in your carry-on for later). <br /><br />Step 2> Again, before going to the airport - consume an intestine-influencing meal. Hot dogs. Warm beer. A greasy pork sandwich served in an ashtray. Anything gauranteed to get the guts grumbling. <br /><br />Step 3> Chase said meal down with some Milk of Magnesia. <br /><br />Step 4> Upon arrival at the airport, refuse the scan and insist on the opt-out. <br /><br />Step 5> When you get groped down there, let go with the knee-jerk reaction and push. Hard. Let it rip, you've been saving it up for this exact moment. <br /><br /><br />I say if they insist on groping us, then by all means leave them a generous tip!<br /></span>
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