<p><font size="3">Las Vegas, NV --- A pair of elderly white females were arrested for selling heroin during a massive LVMPD sting operation. Profiling doesn't work...<br /></font></p><p><br /><font size="3">Savannah, GA --- Fumes from an office refrigerator cleaning incident leaves seven people hospitalized.<br /></font></p><p><br /><font size="3">Chongqing, China --- China's first-ever sexually explicit theme park proved to be 'too hot' for local authorities, and was torn down prior to the grand opening.<br /></font></p><p><br /><font size="3">Los Angeles, CA --- Michael Jackson refuses to perform and tour with the Jackson 5. Apparently the self-professed King of Pop prefers lawsuits and financial distress instead.<br /></font></p><p><font size="3"><br /></font> </p><p><font size="3">Quotable Quote: "I'd just been on a trip to Minnesota, where I can only kindly dscribe most of the people I saw as little houses."</font> --- <font size="2">Anna Wintour, editor of <em>Vogue</em> magazine, on the prevalence of obesity in the U.S.</font></p><p align="left"><img src="http://www.tattletart.com/wp-content/2008/11/anna-wintour.jpg" /><br /><br /><font size="3">I don't know about the rest of you, but I would prefer snuggling in the warmth of a little house during a Minnesota winter than nuzzling up into that dried up pork rind...</font></p>
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