Ok, for anyone interested in armed and armored vehicles come check us out

Did you ever wish your could put a flamethrower on the ole minivan and get that tailgater off your bumper? Or maybe, a set of twin .50 cals to take out the guy who just cut you off and hit his brakes? Well now you can, come on over to Chunk's Car Lot. At this very moment our staff of dedicated mechanics are working 'round the clock to arm and armor whatever you can push, pull, or drag on the lot. And don't mind the dog, he don't bite.