100 Dralasite Facts | Star Frontiers

One night in STAR FRONITERSTM chat, a gang of Dralasite enthusiast composed the following table. <h3>University of Zebulon, Dralasite Facts</h3><ol><li>Drals are hard to clean out of cloth car seats on a hot day</li><li>

Especially if you're a Yazirian with a few liters of ale in
ya</li><li>

Chances of a Yazirian going into Battle Rage after 5 cold
ones whilst listening to a Dral tell jokes = 100%</li><li>

A Star Lawman's worst fear: bringing in an intoxicated Dral
in his squad car</li><li>

Drals and Norelco worked out a weapons deal in 82</li><li>

Since 82, Dral doctors love to shave patients even if they
don't need it</li><li>

What do Drals and Jell-O Pudding Pops have in common? Lick
one and tell us. (Ewwww :-P )</li><li>

Drals make good blowing balls. </li><li>

Drals reproduce by telling each other bad jokes until one of
them splits with laughter</li><li>

w00t is actually a Dral</li><li>

w00t has two Drals in his name</li><li>

Gilbert has logged out.</li><li>

You really don't want to experiment with test tube Dralasite
babies</li><li>

Drals in a blender make you a murder</li><li>

But they make a descent fondue</li><li>

A Dral in a blender really is funny!</li><li>

If you ate a Dral, how would you know which part you're
eating?</li><li>

Drals in a blender is messy, in the dryer it really really
funny looking</li><li>

Dral, tastes like
chit</li><li>

There's a reason why Drals have never become cannibals</li><li>

Restaurants have been known to cut down costs and serve
rubber instead of Dral</li><li>

McDrals </li><li>

Drals flavor really lasts , and leaves your breath minty
fresh</li><li>

Five doctors surveyed say, "Drals are make bad
patients. The jokes on us."</li><li>

Drals taste like chicken. No wait... Nucleic

Coming up with 100 Dral facts is really hard and most of the
time we want to eat one, see above. ...or put them in a blender <<lightgraybox>>[Corjay] You know
guys, these lines would make even a dral shake his head in shame

[Shadow Shack] Yeah they're turning into real
groan-dral-ers

[w00t] Corjay has been kicked out of the 100 Dral Facts
group

[Corjay] :-P

[w00t] Fact #26 Who started this topic? We should kick him
in the Dral

[Shadow Shack] I
think you did, w00t<</>></li><li>Drals make good Zero G Basketball- you never know if the
ball went in the hoop, or them.</li><li>

This Drals on you</li><li>

Drals make great hammocks</li><li>

Dral Facts are mostly fiction </li><li>

Dral facts were made by Humans, chance of inaccuracy, 100%</li><li>

Drals are mostly fiction</li><li>

Drals are not in D&D</li><li>

nor AD&D</li><li>

D&D is not real</li><li>

Corjay is not a Dral. Honest. If telling bad jokes makes you
a Dral, then so is w00t</li><li>

Drals make moves in "meters" outside,
"inches" inside and "yards" in zero-G [CleanCutRogue] oh boy</li><li>Drals like to say "Oh Boy" after a good joke/pun</li><li>There are no bad Dral jokes, only punny ones [CleanCutRogue] oh boy</li><li>CleanCutRogue is an "Oh Boy of a Dral".</li><li>Dralasites can be carried in a bucket when drunk</li><li>All bars on Dral home worlds are equipped with Dial-O-Bucket</li><li>I Dral, do you?</li><li>w00t loves dral humor [w00t] Im Drally like dat</li><li>As Drals get older they get harder on the outside and
smaller and can be bounced like super balls</li><li>Dral facts get old after 44 facts</li><li>Two Drals walk into a bar.....everyone else leaves covering
their ears and yelling "no more jokes"</li></ol> ...to be continued by YOU! <img src="http://starfrontiers.us/modules/tinymce/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugi…; alt="Smile" title="Smile" border="0" />

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